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Topic: Black Folks In Heaven
September 22nd, 2006 02:49 PM
NubianQueen Gabriel came to the Lord and said, I have to talk to you,
I have a problem. I know we have affirmative action and we are
supposed to have 20,000 black folk in heaven but they are
causing so many problems. They have torn down the
Pearly Gates by swinging on them,they stole my horn,
got barbecue sauce all over their robes, hamhock
spareribs, and pigfeet bones all over the streets of gold.

Some are walking around with only one wing. Angels must
have two wings to fly. Those robes are eternal and must be washed
3 times a day. Some have not washed their robes since they arrived.
Many who came here because they used salt and are still using it.
Some have refused to take their turn keeping the stairway to Heaven clean.
Watermelon seeds are all over the clouds. Some refuse to wear their halos,
saying that they don't fit right over their Naturals and Jheri Curls.

The Lord said, it's not fair not to let Black folk in heaven. They have just
as much right here as White people. Maybe we just don't know how to
deal with them. Maybe we are using the wrong approach
We need to check with someone who has more experience dealing with
them. Let's call the Devil.

The Devil answered the phone and said, hello Lord, what can I do for
you? The Lord said, we have a problem up here and we would like to
talk to you about it. The devil said, wait A minute, I've got to put you
on hold. The Devil was gone 5 minutes, he came back to the phone
and said, Oh Lord I'm back, what's up? The Lord said, well, I would like to talk
to you about two problems we have up here,once again the Devil excused himself.
This time he was gone 15 minutes.

Finally, the Devil came back to the phone and said, Lord I am sorry, but
I can't talk to you right now, I have to go. These Black folk down here have put
out the fire, and INSTALLED AIR CONDITIONING!
September 22nd, 2006 02:59 PM
symphonicmelodee lmao..thats funny....lol

shoot cs can tell u that i hate it hot..gotta have my air on BLAST!!!!
September 22nd, 2006 03:52 PM
freerunner Da funny thang iz - dat piece be a leetle racist - regardless o who wrote it or who it be about!

ah ammmmmmmmm da runner

ahm gone
September 22nd, 2006 06:18 PM
CalmSeas I've seen that one before...LOL
September 23rd, 2006 08:59 AM
NubianQueen
Quote:
freerunner wrote:
Da funny thang iz - dat piece be a leetle racist - regardless o who wrote it or who it be about!

ah ammmmmmmmm da runner

ahm gone

Of course it is, but its funny....well too me. Don't tell me you never laughed at a racist joke before. Comedians tell them all the time.