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 Posted October 27th, 2009 10:48 AM IP   
(Dictated by Jennifer Nicole Shaw)
HEY JENNY! I got s**t to say. Get on your iPhone or your laptop or your hoo-dad and start clickety clacking with your fingertips.
Are you ready? You are? You've already started transcribing? You're getting every word? Short hand? That's good to know. Can you teach me?
No not now. Later. Later.
AMERICA! Chris Jacobs is a douche.
And I don't mean that, oh, Chris Jacobs is such a prickly arsehole that I find him contemptuous and want him to be shot by a firing squad. Oh no, I'm saying the shape of his body resembles that of a household v****a cleaner. I'm saying the best useful purpose for Chris Jacobs would be that of a p***y scrubber.
What? You don't want me to be so vulgar? Well, welcome to my world, because I don't want Chris Jacobs in this tournament. It pisses ME off just to think that he could be a champion! A self serving, maniacal, NAPOLEON OF A MAN, is in the PWE! It SICKENS me. He makes me want to put a revolver into my mouth and pull the trigger. Slightly off center so I blow a hole through my cheek and the pain takes over my thoughts. Because I don't want to die knowing CJ could end up a champion, and yet I need to inflict pain on myself to forget he exists. And his nose, it's like a god d**n airplane! No, go back. Lowercase the G in God. I don't believe in him. God isn't God's name. I mean, we are an acrobatic flip floppy spot monkey GOD of a team, but people aren't going, 'HEY GOD?! WHAT'S UP?!' They call us the EWF. They call us the best. They call us the Champs.
Cause for three times now we have reigned as tag team champions in this sport, and while times weren't always good, we did everything we could to improve the place while we had the chance. And you know, for most of that time, we had peace on earth. Civility. And respect... although there was that riot, and then the walkout... and the... y'know scratch whatever I was saying. Our championship reigns were filled with disaster upon unmitigated disaster.
Which is exactly why, we will do everything in our power, to make you we stop you from continuing to fill this promotion, with sorrow, regret, anger, and most of all, disaster upon disaster.
Later tater.
-Us.
3+ time World Tag Team Champs. And we'll have it again. Cause Chris Jacobs is a blowhard.. Derek Hardaway is his b***h. And we're awesome.
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