Dylan Cage
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Registered: Dec 2008 |
 Posted December 8th, 2009 08:39 PM IP   
"The new boss may only be a six in the looks department but it looks like she's a ten in brains..."
The backhanded compliment comes from PWE's Gateway Champion. Looking away from the camera you can see that he's dressed to wrestle, or at least take a walk down to the ring. The neon green skull on the back of his purple hood leers menacingly into the camera.
"...I'd still hook up with her."
After over-sharing, Cage turns to face the camera. Even after he drops his purple hood the bottom half of his face is still obscured by a purple balaclava covered in a mouthful of neon green teeth from the skull design.
"And I fully support her decision to book R.W. Randolph and Dylan Cage inside the Dome of Doom at the next PWE's next PPV offering...and if she feels compelled to bring the rest of those mouthbreathers along then come along, primates, come along."
With his right hand he jerks the balaclava down revealing his trademark smirk and two days worth of blonde stubble on his face.
"In fact, as a show of support for our intrepid and intelligent General Manager I'm going to completely overlook my opponent this week. That's right Chris Hollister, I'm choosing to overlook you."
The contradictory nature of this statement is complete lost on Dylan Cage.
"Why wouldn't I overlook you? You spent most of your match last week riding the line between conscious and lights out to lunch. You couldn't stop a Ka$h Kick. How do you expect to stop me from going into Clash of the Champions and winning the Universal Championship?"
With an exagerrated roll of his eyes, Dylan Cage continues.
"I've beaten R.W. Randolph. I've beaten Hawaiian Hardhead. I beat him. I took his pride. I beat him. I took the Gateway Championship. I beat him. I took away his career...and his ability to reproduce."
The smirk on Cage's face widens as he remembers the elbow drop to the nether regions that put the Insane Delgado on the shelf.
"Maybe I'll retire Randolph next. It doesn't matter though. You won't be around to see it, Chris. You've been officially overlooked, but that doesn't mean you aren't going to get runover."
Cage pulls the balaclava up over the bottom half of his face, and dons the purple hood again. He turns his back to the camera and delivers PWE most confident catchphrase.
"Because I'm Dylan Cage and I'm you're next PWE Universal Champion...
I'm Dylan Cage...and I'm better than you."
The scene fades to black with Dylan Cage laughing in a raspy, evil chuckle.
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