Dylan Cage
XWF Recent Addition
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Registered: Dec 2008 |
 Posted January 20th, 2010 01:04 PM IP   
Flashback to Anarchy: Jerry Atrick throws a wild punch at the bell. A combination of quick reflexes, natural athleticism, and incredibly his opponents incredibly slow hand speed allow Freddie to duck under the punch and use The Elderly Assassin's momentum to secure rear waist lock. Jones snaps his opponent up and over, driving him down on his neck and shoulders. This is the Mega-plex. Before the technique can be broken down, before impact can be analyzed, faster than you can say German suplex hold, the match is over. Unofficially, it's an official XWF record.
"Five Seconds."
We're back in the present now and we're joined by Freddie Jones.
"I watched a man wrestle a sack of potatoes. He won, but he didn't win in five seconds."
When a man wrestles potatoes does anyone REALLY win?
"When Freddie Jones says he's going to do something he does it. I did it. i did it and I did it at a record breaking pace."
Unofficially.
"And what does the XWF give me? How do they reward me for a career milestone in my very first match?"
'Career milestone' might be a generous assessment.
"They partner me up with another young bright star, Donzig."
Not Danzig, Donzig.
"I don't care if Donzig is a day old old spotlight. I'm younger. I'm brighter."
At twenty years of age, Freddie Jones may be the youngest star on the entire XWF roster.
"We aren't pals. We aren't a team, but we are going to do what we have to do to get the job done."
Freddie Jones doesn't have a lot of soft skills. A weekend at a team building seminar might be good for him.
"That means I've got to topple the seven foot tall five hundred pound Sentinel. This may take a little bit longer than five seconds."
Where should we set the over-under?
"But when Freddie Jones says he's going to do something...He does it."
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