Aldrik Ramsden
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 Posted January 20th, 2010 10:28 PM IP   
The scene opens up at an airport in Texas. Davey Dunham and Haley Colebridge have just gotten back from giving aid to the people in Haiti, and not a moment too soon. In a matter of hours, Davey is set to compete alongside Peter Gilmour in an atttempt to settle the "beef" Dunham's got with our World Champion, Kieran King. As they finally make it to the outside, Haley lowers the sunglasses from off her head and puts them over her eyes.
Haley Colebridge:
"Probably have to make a speech, huh?"
Davey Dunham:
"It looks... like I might have to."
Davey replies, looking to see the massive blob of camera men and reporters making their way behind them.
The Reporter:
"Mr. Dunham, can we get a word about your match-up later tonight?"
Davey Dunham:
"Guess so, darlin'."
Davey says to his Haley, giving her a sympathetic look because he knows how uncomfortable all the unnecessary attention makes her.
The Reporter:
"Sir?"
Davey clears his throat and everybody quiets down. He leans in to the dozen or so microphones.
Davey Dunham:
"Kieran King. Well, looky what we have here… it appears the shoe’s back on the other foot, my friend. You’d be surprised how often things around the Xtreme Wrestling Federation can go from one place to the next, then back again before you even realize it left. You blink and you might miss the whole transaction. I told you this day would come, Kieran. And the truth is, I’m more pumped for this little rematch than I was facing you for the World Championship. Oh, that’s right, sweetie pie; it’s on now. It’s on like Donkey Kong, King Kong, Dixie Kong, Hong Kong and Cheech & Chong all rolled into one. Somebody call the calendar people, the Fourth of July’s come early this year. We got fireworks ‘bout to go off in this sumbitch! In fact, I may even strap your ass to a Roman candle just to watch you light up. And while I’m at it, I’ll have the name Dan Fierce etched into it, so that way I can tell everybody the resident flamboyant exploded in your anus. No doubt you’ll have a pooping problem after that, in which case maybe SOMEONE will finally agree with me when I say you’re so full of shit!
"I’m getting tired of hearing the same crap orally spewing over into each and every single one of your long and drawn-out, self-appraising speeches polluting our airwaves. GET OVER YOURSELF! I’ve got no problem believing you’d be the type of guy who’d never leave his house if he could suck his own dick. You’d probably just tell yourself you’re the best at that, too, wouldn't you? Well, are you, Kieran? Are you the world’s greatest sucker of dick? I don’t know, man; there seems to be a lot of FIERCE competition right here in the X-W-F, alone. Like Rhiannon. After all, she does seem like the type who would get anything to give head. Oops, I think what I meant to say is it seems she’d give anything to GET A-HEAD. You know, ahead. What, you didn’t think I was about to make another Dan Fierce quip, did you? Unlike you, I know how to mix up my bullshit just a tiny little bit.
"If you’re starting to realize I’m annoyed with you right now, maybe you’re not as dumb as I think you are. But that doesn't change the fact that I see you to be a narrow-minded egotist. Personally, I think you’re an ignorant buffoon. A complete hoax. You’re everything WRONG with the world today. You repeat the same line a million times. "I’ve known it all along that everything I said would come true!" You say that at LEAST once every time you come across a camera with a red light on. Worst of it is, there's no signs of you stopping. When, Kieran, are you going to wake up and realize that not even YOU could possibly believe in any of your one-liners?
"And you know damn well which one-liner I'm referring to right now, Kieran. But just in case you decide to remain ignorant to that, too... You said, and I quote, "Haley Colebrige is a filthy whore." You knew perfectly well how much that would iritate me. Which is odd, because hadn't you just finished saying you don't plan anything you say, that you more or less prefer to speak entirely without any sort of filter? Dare I say it again?
"H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-T-E. There, I didn't say it. I spelt it out for you instead. Break out that old dusty dictionary you got, look it up, think it over, and realize that if it weren't so out-dated, your picture would probably fit in right beside it. Then I want you to look up another word. Got a pad of paper and a pen available? Jot this down: C-O-N-T-R-A-D-I-C-T-I-O-N. Who knows, it might even refer you back to the first word. Again, your dictionary might be out-dated. I'd say you could borrow mine, but I'd only end up whacking you over the head with it and then what would you be learning? That hard-cover books hurt when you're hit upside the head with one? That you have a thick skull making it damn near I-M-P-O-S-S-I-B-L-E, impossible, to get through to you?
"What it all boils down to is that I don't like you, Kieran. That's not a secret. I mean, I tried to like you. Really, I did. But you're too much for me to handle. I know sometimes it takes a lot of effort to make a friendship work... you're just too much. Besides, what would I be getting out of it? An arrogant, conceited, self-righteous bastard who only calls when he needs something or because he's bored and wants me to amuse him? Is that how a friendship is suppose to work? If so, who needs friends? It's obvious you don't. You've got all the bases covered by yourself, right? You're a one-man softball team. Pitcher, catcher; hell, you've even the umpire calling all the strikes. If you weren't so high on your horse, I could maybe see myself actually respecting you for being as independent as you are. It's your ego that kills it for me.
"And thus, this week I unveil a new project. I even put a little spin on the title, just for you... It's called "ProjeKt: Dethrone the King." It's not enough that you've accomplished so much in such a short time frame. You also have to be the guy people want to see. It doesn't matter that you're the 2009 X-Mas X-Treme winner, or the last World Champion of 2009, or that you won the Star of the Month for December. None of that means much when the people lining the walls of your wallet aren't liking who they see. A great wrestler is able to do what you've done AND have the support of the federation's fan base. I think they're starting to realize you're a fraud, and you're welcome for that. I call 'em as I see 'em. And I'm not saying you have to be the good guy... but at least play the part you're better at. You are NOT a fan-favorite. You're the perfect villain. Shame on me for boosting your ego, but it's true. People love to hate you. I love to hate you. Let us hate you, Kieran. That way, you're all set. You're well-rounded. You're a "made man." Until then, who's REALLY the flip-floppin', indecisive nut?
"This week... after Peter eliminates himself like he always does and it's down to just you and I... I want you to beat me like a red-headed step-child. Break all the rules and pummel me until there's nothing left. Show the fans that ruthless aggression I know you've got building up inside of you. You're an animal, Kieran! UNLEASH THE BEAST and make me pay for calling you a hypocrite! Beat the piss out of me and make me BELIEVE you're really the better man! Be true to your nature, Kieran... fulfill your destiny on becoming the biggest, roughest villain no superhero can ever defeat! Make me bleed; rough me up; beat ... me ... down! I'll play martyr if you'll play your part the way you should have all along. Because if there's one thing I hate more than your ego, it's you hiding behind some façade, pretending to be the GOOD GUY. I want the real you... I want to see your true colors. Do what ever it is you have to do, but let me see those colors, Kieran King!
"You have my word that this - any bad blood we have between each other - WILL be OVER just as soon as you show me... your true self. And that's all I have to say to you.
"This interview is over. Let's go, Hale."
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OOC: Sorry, guys. I know this could've been made up to be so much more.... but like I said before on the DF, writer's block has me in its grasp and it don't look like it wants to let me go in time for this week. Anyway... best of luck. I had SOME fun doing this, as I hope you guys did, too.
Extras, Fill-Ins, Add-Ons... You Get The Picture.
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