Posted January 3rd, 2010 08:47 PM IPLegion has officially given the first announcement regarding matches booked for his week of GMing Anarchy, nicknamed "Anarchy: Crisis." In this event, to be held at the Walter Pyramid in Long Beach, CA, Legion announced that returning XWF Diva Roxy Nova will be facing...Alex Karrs?
"My dear friend Karrs has been looking for a date with Miss Nova for some time now, and has been adamant about it despite my attempt to explain his poor odds. So, I've booked him in an 'in-ring date' to shut him up."
When asked to comment on this match, Mr. Karrs has asked permission of Nova for one extra stipulation:
"Um, uh...Miss Roxy, if it's cool with you, I was wondering; if I can survive, like, 10 minutes in the ring with you, uh...would you go out on a date with me?"
The final card will be announced shortly after this week's Anarchy goes on the air from Salt Lake City, Utah!
XWF Titles/Awards: X-Treme Champ (3x)**
*Pinned a homeless man once
*Pinned the untouchable James Raven
**Master of the 24/7 boards...as he's never lost the belt in an official match**
Lost to Peter Gilmour. Somehow.
QUOTE-A-MATIC 2010:
dremo January 2010 Star of the Month Posts: 1393 Registered: Sep 2007
Posted January 3rd, 2010 08:57 PM IPDr. Emo has asked legion to book a match.
Dr. Emo vs. Famine
devils playground match
emo wants to prove that famine is way past his prime and if he wins he wants in on the snow job world title match.
Posted January 3rd, 2010 09:03 PM IPIn related news, studies have shown that Legion is not a complete crackhead.
Legion: "I already have plans for you and Famine, Dr. Emo."
XWF Titles/Awards: X-Treme Champ (3x)**
*Pinned a homeless man once
*Pinned the untouchable James Raven
**Master of the 24/7 boards...as he's never lost the belt in an official match**
Lost to Peter Gilmour. Somehow.
QUOTE-A-MATIC 2010:
Centurion XWF Legend Posts: 3721 Registered: Jan 2005
Posted January 4th, 2010 12:25 AM IPCenturion responded to the recent comment by Alex Karrs.
"If I see one more person try to get into Roxy's pants I'm going to vomit on them."
Andrew Johnson - XWFer forever
http://www.angelfire.com/falcon/centurion/roster.html <---- Centurion's roster page (Sorry for stealing the idea, DD!)
Steve Jason XWF Legend Posts: 5520 Registered: Jan 2005
Posted January 4th, 2010 12:33 AM IPIn a very rare moment, Steve Jason was reached for comment on the latest moment of backstage banter, something the XWF Legend is known to refrain from most of the time:
"As entertaining as the movie 'Chasing Amy' was, it's just not practical to apply it in the real world, Karrs."
Centurion XWF Legend Posts: 3721 Registered: Jan 2005
Posted January 4th, 2010 12:38 AM IP "You found Chasing Amy entertaining?
Andrew Johnson - XWFer forever
http://www.angelfire.com/falcon/centurion/roster.html <---- Centurion's roster page (Sorry for stealing the idea, DD!)
Blizzard XWF Legend Posts: 4760 Registered: Jan 2005
Posted January 4th, 2010 12:42 AM IPI know one person that definitely wants to get in Roxy Nova's pants: Dr. Emo. Quite literally because I'm sure that skinny jeans wearing emophile would love to add to his already alarmingly ball-pinching collection of trousers.
Quote: Nick Ryan's RP wrote:
I don't nor have I ever had smelly hands.
Steve Jason XWF Legend Posts: 5520 Registered: Jan 2005
Posted January 4th, 2010 12:47 AM IPSteve Jason's response to Centurion's response was as follows:
"Hey, I like Chasing Amy, you like Paramore. We all have our guilty pleasures."
